I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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