well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
