this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Randomize
