Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I am naked and annoyed.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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