is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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