yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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