Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
50% drunk capacity currently
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
