Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You're like the curious george of whores
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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