those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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