i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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