I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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