I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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