if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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