brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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