the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
try to milk me bitch
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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