so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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