so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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