Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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