so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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