Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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