yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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