so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
