I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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