operation harelip BJ is a go
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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