forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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