I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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