Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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