Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
pray to the hookup gods
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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