Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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