do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
