They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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