He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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