ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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