Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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