and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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