Duck Duck Cougar?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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