he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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