Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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