So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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