Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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