yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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