It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
so much tequila, so little girl.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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