i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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