yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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