Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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