There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
