Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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