remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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