Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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