yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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